A collection of annoyingly addictive, dubiously tenuous but undeniably crap brainteasers that’ll keep you busy on many a loo trip – or wherever you so choose to give the old braincells a gentle tickle.

Just join the dodgy word clues together, say them out loud and a celebrity name will appear. It'll be so bizarrely satisfying you'll carry on and before you know it, you'll be lost in the Craptic hole (and what a place to be lost in)

So when you have absolutely nothing better to do, pick this up, lower your expectations and enter the weird and wonderful world of...

Craptic Birthdays.